Old man and his moped

An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?'
The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO.
It cost half a million dollars! '
That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?'
Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?'
No problem,' replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!'
Just then the light changes,
So the doctor decides to show
The old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds
The speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.
It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !
Something whips by him going much faster!
'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself.
He presses harder on the accelerator
And takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph and he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops, jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?'
The old man whispers,
'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!'

I hope you had a good weekend. Things were quiet here. We didn't do much. We went to church Sunday morning. Before the pastor got into his study on Malachi, he read off some statistics on fellow Christians being killed, raped and tortured in other countries by Muslims, just because of their faith. None of it surprised me because I've read so much on the subject and in the news. It just makes me sick and angry. But all during his reading, you could have heard a pin drop in the sanctuary.

I hope it woke up some of them to what's going on in our world. I hope they realize the Muslims are NOT the peace-loving people they're trying to make us believe. I read an article the other night about how they're now using Twitter, giving their fellow members instructions on how to behead an infidel so you don't look so cruel or violent. It made me sick. And how many of them have worked their way into positions of power in our own White House?

Until next time...........